There are hilarious bios and there are very proper, non-fiction, expert bios. There are bios that lay out a person's life and pain for the world to read. But I'm talking about my favourite bio about me, and it's this one:
Jenny Schwartz is an Australian writer. She once lived in a city where kangaroos hopped through the streets, but has since moved somewhere safer.
All true. Canberra is a Australia's capital city. It's threaded with bushland, surrounded by bushland and that means kangaroos are possible just about anywhere. I once saw an echidna ambling along the side of a suburban road.
And don't think kangaroos aren't dangerous. When they jump in front of a car, they are a major hazard.